(You’re cryin’. I just got allergies.) This is your go-to playlist for not feeling all the feels. An unapologetic collection of emotionally loaded anthems disguised as casual listens — from breakups and breakthroughs to existential ballads you only pretend you’re not singing along to. You’ll find the perfect storm of grit (Green Day), grace (Seal), heartbreak (Snow Patrol), and defiance (2Pac), stitched together with nostalgia-laced classics and early 2000s angst.